FIRST PUBLISHED: August 25, 2009 1:44 PM EDT
LAST UPDATED: August 25, 2009 4:57 PM EDT

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Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Jon Gosselin – Disgruntled Reality Star: Poor Jon Gosselin…making an estimated $75,000 per episode of your reality show sure is rough, so rough that the Octo-Dad would rather be punching a clock. “I wish I had a 9 to 5 job instead of the nightmare I’m living. This is 24/7,” he told Us Weekly. “I don’t even want to do taping for the show anymore.” The millions of people who stopped watching your show couldn’t agree with you more.

Is Pauly Shore Pulling A Bruno?: Speaking of kids annoying their parents… according to The New York Post’s Page Six, Pauly Shore is getting ready for a reality show that will follow him on his quest to adopt a child from Africa. Madonna… Angelina… are you reading this? Please make sure this doesn’t happen!

Kim – The Producer: Kim Kardashian continues in her quest to take over Hollywood. The reality starlet is now putting on an executive producer’s hat for an unscripted series about publicist Jonathan Cheban. According to a Page Six, “It’s a docu-series that follows Jonathan and the world of celebs and entertainment P.R.” And hopefully this world of “celebs” involves more than just three raven-haired media hungry sisters who are famous for nothing.

Gerard Locks It Down With Jennifer Aniston: Hey Gerard, first hand holding with Jennifer, now handcuffs? Thanks for keeping it saucy. XOXO- Roll Call!

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